20 gross things all couples do when they’ve been together forever

Most relationships have a honeymoon phase, a stage in the relationship where there is still pressure to make an effort with how you look and to plan big, extravagant dates.

Often in the honeymoon stages of the relationship, we try to hide everything gross about ourselves.

However, as time goes on things change, and the illusion of your partner being perfect slowly fades.Video Player

You start to get comfortable being yourself with your partner, warts and all.

After a little while, all the stuff we worked so hard to keep hidden comes out.

But if you can deal with it, then you’ve hit the jackpot.

1. There’s no demanding need to shave

There’s a beauty in being comfortable together.

One of the beautiful things about it if feeling that you only have to shave if you want to.

There is no pressure to be sleek and smooth all year round which is fantastic for women who really can’t be bothered.

2. You fart in front of each other

It’s natural, it happens, we all do it, so get used to it.

In the early days of the relationship, they’ll try to hide their little farts, but once you’ve heard one, you’ll hear plenty more.

3. Poop is discussed in any capacity

It’s not something you talk about on the first few dates, but once you’re comfortable talking about poop, it becomes a massive milestone in your relationship.

It’s amazing how talking to your partner about how much you need a dump is a good sign that you’ve hit your comfort level.

4. Period talk is acceptable

You can’t avoid it, it’s a monthly problem.

Whenever periods peer it’s head around once a month, it affects everything. Your mood, sex, and even your diet, so it’s natural that you make the leap into talking about it.

5. You pee with the door wide open

You’re in the middle of an important conversation, but one of you need to pee. Don’t think the conversation ends there. It still carries on despite one of you peeing.

Watching each other pee, and not caring is a good sign that you’re comfortable with one another.

6. You let him pee in the shower when you shower together

This is a crucial one.

Most men like to see in the shower, while women, not so much.

But if your other half lets you pee in the shower, be a gentleman and turn around and pee in a direction that won’t splash on her.

If she can handle that, then she’s a keeper!

7. Morning breath doesn’t gross you out

I remember when I constantly brushed my teeth whenever I kissed my partner at the beginning of the relationship.

We’ve all been in a situation similar to this.

But after a while, you learn not to care about morning breath because let’s be honest. Morning kisses are the best!

8. You pop spots and pimples

I love popping spots and pimples. I know it’s gross and disgusting but each to their own.

Somehow I’ve managed to convince my partner to let me pop their spots, it’s a big and kinda gross gesture that proves to me that we’re comfortable in our relationship.

9. Sickness doesn’t make kissing off-limits

Being sick may be gross but if you’re comfortable in your relationship than being sick won’t interfere with you kissing one another.

10. Weight gain isn’t a big deal

Putting on a little weight and not worrying about it is a good sign of a strong, healthy, and comfortable relationship.

It’s a good sign that they love you and they’re comfortable with you no matter what, which is a pretty amazing thing.

11. Despite all of these things you still find your partner sexy

Hitting the peak comfortable level isn’t just finding yourself living in a new gross world.

It’s about still finding your partner attractive and sexy regardless of their flaws or gross habits.

If this happens, then you know you’ve found the one for you.

12. Cold Feet Alert

You regularly put your cold, dry feet on your partner’s legs when it’s cold. 

To be fair, I thought boyfriends/husbands were just oversized hot water bottles!

13. You Like Their Smell

Whenever you roll over in bed, you get a whiff of their natural odor on their pillow, and you find it strangely comforting, especially if they’re not in bed yet.

14. Sharing Is Caring

You’ve used the same eating utensils, toothbrush, and even the same bar of soap!

It doesn’t matter because you kiss each other constantly anyway!

15. Ingrown Hairs

Your idea of a romantic night in is when your partner lets you tweeze their ingrown hair.

16. That’s Dirty

You’ve picked up their dirty underwear…

17. Taking Photos

You’ve taken a photo of a “weird looking” part of your partner’s head for them, so they could see it.

What? It’s better to be safe than sorry!

18. Hair Everywhere

You find their hair everywhere.

On the sink, in the bathtub, on the sofa, even in the microwave. Seriously, how much hair do you have spare?

19. Open And Friendly

You’ve had a full on conversation with them while you brushed your teeth and they were using the toilet.

20. Fart Comparison

You regularly compare your farts with another and say things like ‘it smells like something died inside me!’

Honestly, if they smell that bad, then something probably has!You Might Also Like

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